secret #138: I was walking in front of a frat in the morning and there was a sysco palette of food outside and on top there was a bunch of plastic baskets of strawberries and so I waited for nobody to be walking by and then I lifted a box of em they were delicious

secret #137: “He told me I wasn't a good person and like, what does he want from me? to volunteer and be sober?"- heard on the steps leading up to Kerkhoff

secret #136: I told my parent I was graduating this June. It's on my resumes too but... hahahaha sigh

secret #135: I followed this cute boy from my class on Instagram and he never followed me back. I never went back to class.

secret #134: My bf and I had sex in the Hedrick shower this morning.. he got aggressive and broke the shower door.. I feel proud.. 😏😏😏

secret #133: at night i go into my roomates stuff and lick her toothbrush because i like the taste of the saliva mixed with the dried toothpaste. she's almost caught me a few times. i brush my teeth dry as well for this reason.

secret #132: I accidentally peeled a huge chunk of paint of the wall in my apt, but told my roommates heat melted the paint off.

secret #131: my roommate doesn't know i ate one of her wetzl pretzl bitz

secret #130: I pooped in the ocean and it floated

secret #129: The Drey's ass

secret #128: my parents didn't give me a middle name so every-time someone use to ask me what my middle name was I would make up a new one..

secret #127: my friend once threw a party and drank all of her parents expensive wine without knowing it was nice & she told them that it got stolen

secret #126: I found out about my parents divorce from a news article and not them…

secret #125: My cousin once pooped in my sisters bed and he felt so bad that he made a heart in her bed out of the poop…(p.s he was like 4)

secret #124: I'm hooking up with my roommate

secret #123: i have a LOT of fast twitch glycolytic cells

secret #122: i take tupperwares of fruit from bplate.

secret #121: i can travel multi-universe.

secret #120: im a gleek.

secret #119: i stole mochi from my roommate this afternoon.

secret #118: i take tupperwares of fruit from bplate

secret #117: i robbed erewhon and dated the manager (and his little friend).

secret #116: I don't really want to be a lawyer anymore but I can't let my mom down.

secret #115: i heard my roommate talk serious shit about me ... we're living together next year.

secret #114: genuinely don't like some of my friends acquaintances and don't know how to tell them :|

secret #113: my secret: when I was a kid I used to shove food under my aunts bed whenever I went to her house.

secret #112: in 10th grade i photoshopped my face onto a soccer player because the guy i had a crush on was a soccer player and i wanted him to think i played soccer (i didn't).

secret #111: I hate my major and only came to UCLA for a boy.

secret #110: I have recently gotten into the habit of flirting with men in order to get what I want. I once got out of a parking violation because I flirted with the officer. Another time I parked in a parking spot that was not my own and was about to get towed but I ended up actually getting the spot for myself because I pulled the damsel in distress card.

secret #109: One time I sent a video of me freestyling to the boy I liked thinking that would get him to like me.

secret #108: gym crush is so cute.

secret #107: I was telling my best friend how big my sneaky link's dick is and they thought I was trying to play chopsticks.

secret #106: I worked at Disneyland churro carts and the carts we used to carry out food were the same ones we used to wheel garbage and we had a D health food rating.

secret #105: I have peed in the shower.<3

secret #104: I just hooked up with my ex :0

secret #103: I ate a rattlesnake hot dog with my crush last night

secret #102: I like airplane food

secret #101: I told my friend to buy a dress even though she looked awful in it.